Job opening advertisement

Are you incompetent beyond imagination?

Are you incapable of figuring out your day to day affairs?

Are you having trouble using a computer?

Do you find it hard to understand people when they explain a simple situation to you?

Is English your second language and you have a heavy accent that no one can understand?

Then we've got the perfect position for you!

Join our customer service department and help people figure out the problems with their phone bill, cable service and high speed internet!

Note - No resume required, just prove that you can drive a person mad by just talking to them on the phone.